Wired Weird World

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The Worst Straight Man Ever

Saturday night, I was giving my son a bath, and I taught him the old Henway joke.

Next morning, I told him, "S, tell Mommy your new joke."

After a little prompting, he says, "Mom, the other day I saw a henway..."

The wife was right on it. "How much does a henway?"


After we got it all straightened out, it was good. S and my daughter R tried it on everything: "What's a carway? What's a forkway? What's a houseway? What's an elephantway?"

I love my kids. My wife, too.