Wired Weird World

A written record of the contents of my brain. Hide the children.


Debate Caution

If you play debate drinking games, here are some phrases to avoid.

Kerry: I have a plan.

Bush: Wrong war, wrong place, wrong time.

Kerry: Middle class.

Bush: Steadfast and resolute.

Kerry: You can't go to war without a plan to win the peace.

Bush: He can run, but he can't hide.

Let's be safe, people - alcohol poisoning is more trouble than it's worth.