Wired Weird World

A written record of the contents of my brain. Hide the children.



Never sneak behind the bar. You'll be sorry.



Debate Caution

If you play debate drinking games, here are some phrases to avoid.

Kerry: I have a plan.

Bush: Wrong war, wrong place, wrong time.

Kerry: Middle class.

Bush: Steadfast and resolute.

Kerry: You can't go to war without a plan to win the peace.

Bush: He can run, but he can't hide.

Let's be safe, people - alcohol poisoning is more trouble than it's worth.